¿Qué es el matrimonio?

Eso mismo se preguntó alguien que, en clave de humor, fue recopilando (en realidad, creo que inventando) respuestas dadas por críos a preguntas acerca del matrimonio.

El artículo está en inglés y lo cierto es que no me apetece traducirlo, que es Lunes. Así pues, quien no hable dicho idioma, puede dejar sus reclamaciones en esta magnífica herramienta o utilizar el traductor de Google.

What exactly is marriage?

  • Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parentsEric, age 6
  • When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.’ Then she says yes, but she’s wondering what the thing is and whether it’s naughty or not. She can’t wait to find outAnita, age 9

How did your mom and dad meet?

  • They were at a dance party at a friend’s house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down. It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their valuesLottie, age 9
  • My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won’t tell me what kindJeremy, age 8

Is it better to be single or married?

  • I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed outTheodore, age 8
  • You should ask the people who read CosmopolitanKirsten, age 10
  • It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them Anita, age 9
  • It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of troubleWill, age 7

What is the right age to get married?

  • Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by thenCamille, age 10
  • No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get marriedFreddie, age 6
  • Eighty-four, because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroomCarolyn, age 8
  • Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wifeBert, age 5

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

  • Married people usually look happy to talk to other peopleEddie, age 6
  • You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kidsDerrick, age 8

What do most people do on a date?

  • Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enoughLynnette, age 8
  • On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second dateMartin, age 10
  • Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about loveCraig, age 9

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

  • I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columnsCraig, age 9

When is it okay to kiss someone?

  • When they’re richPam age 7
  • The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with thatCurt, age 7
  • The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to doHoward, age 8
  • You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the weddingAllan, age 10
  • Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you… If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hoursKally, age 9

How do you decide whom to marry?

  • You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip comingAlan, age 10
  • No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck withKirsten, age 10
  • You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next oneKelly, age 9
  • My mother says to look for a man who is kind… That’s what I’ll do… I’ll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsomeCarolyn, age 8

How would you make a marriage work?

  • If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on itLori, age 8
  • Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truckRicky, age 10

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